Stupid People Say The Dumbest Fucking Things:
Winston: “Ma’am, please calm down.”
Customer: “Don’t fucking tell me to calm down!”
Customer: “The installer told me he would solve this, and now just look at my bill!”
Winston: “Again, I can’t see those charges on your account; they don’t show up on our end.”
Customer: “I know! That’s why they told me not to call Telescreen.”
Winston: “You mean, the main line here?”
Customer: “Yeah, they said, ‘Don’t call Telescreen under any circumstances’ or they’ll mess up your account! Boy were they right.”
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Last month, we highlighted some widgets and hope you’ve since activated them! Today, let’s continue our widgets tour and focus on several that put the spotlight on the readership you’ve built. Your site isn’t just about you or your organization — it’s very much enriched by the community around you.
Turn visitors into subscribers
The Follow Blog Widget lets your visitors sign up to receive your posts via email — it’s one of the easiest ways to ensure your readers see your new posts. Under Appearance → Widgets, drag this widget to the right. In the settings, you can customize the messages that will be displayed, the text for the “Follow” button, and decide whether you want to show your total number of followers (which is the sum of users following your blog and others connected from Publicize services, like Facebook and Twitter).
Here’s an example of the widget on…
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